Penne alla vodka is a sauce of contradictions: tomato sharpness rounded by cream, a splash of vodka that cooks off and leaves only brightness behind. It is also a sauce that punishes a careless dose — the pan stays hot, the sauce reduces, and heat plus time quietly eat cannabinoids. So Chef Smoke cooks the sauce completely clean, pulls the pan off the heat, and only then whisks in the dose. The pink sauce stays pink. The count stays honest. The vodka does its work and leaves; the dose does its work and stays counted.
🧈 Decarb & Infusion (The House Cannabutter)
- Decarb: 7g ground flower, spread thin on a lined sheet, 240°F (115°C) for 40 minutes, until fragrant and golden. Cool completely before handling.
- Infusion method: Stovetop butter — decarbed flower + 1 cup unsalted butter, 180–200°F for 2 hours, never simmering. Strain through cheesecloth, press gently. Yield: ~1 cup finished dosed butter.
- Storage: Refrigerate airtight up to 3 weeks, freeze up to 6 months. Label it dosed and dated.
- Dosing math for this batch: 1 tablespoon dosed butter ≈ 72mg THC, 1 teaspoon ≈ 24mg. This sauce doses 4 plates with 2 teaspoons total — about 12mg per plate.
🥘 The Technique: Penne alla Vodka (4 servings, ~12mg each)
- Cook the sauce clean: Soften 1 diced shallot in plain butter, add 2 minced garlic cloves and a pinch of chili flakes, then pour in 1/2 cup vodka and simmer 2 minutes until the alcohol smell fades. Stir in 1 can crushed tomatoes and simmer 15 minutes. Everything so far is clean.
- Make it pink: Stir in 3/4 cup heavy cream and simmer 5 minutes more, until the sauce turns that familiar blush. Season with salt. Meanwhile, boil 1 pound penne in well-salted water until just shy of al dente, reserving 1 cup pasta water.
- Take it off the heat — then dose it: Pull the sauce pan off the burner entirely. Whisk in 2 teaspoons dosed butter (≈ 48mg total) until it melts into the sauce, then toss with the drained penne and splashes of pasta water until glossy. Never return it to a boil — boiling a dosed sauce is how a counted dose becomes a guess.
- Serve it counted: Plate 4 equal portions, each carrying about 12mg. Finish with grated parmesan and torn basil, never extra butter. Announce it: ~12mg per plate.
🧬 Terpene Pairing
- Primary terpenes: Caryophyllene (the warm pepper of the chili flakes), limonene (the bright edge the vodka leaves behind), and myrcene (the soft depth of the cream).
- How to use it: A peppery strain with a citrus lift tastes like one more seasoning in the sauce. The cream rounds the edges, so the dose rides in smooth, not sharp.
- What to avoid: Sweet, floral profiles — they turn a savory pink sauce cloying. Keep it peppery, bright, and clean.
🌱 Strain Suggestions
- Girl Scout Cookies — Caryophyllene, limonene. Warm pepper with citrus lift; the vodka sauce's natural partner.
- Super Lemon Haze — Limonene, terpinolene. Bright and clean; echoes the vodka's brightness.
- Blue Dream — Myrcene, pinene. Soft and balanced; lets the tomato stay the star.
📏 Dosage
- Per serving: ~12mg THC per plate (4 plates, 2 teaspoons dosed butter total).
- The sauce rule: Pasta is portioned by eye, and eyes lie. Weigh the penne dry, plate in four equal portions, and dose the sauce once — not per plate, not by feel.
- Onset: 30–90 minutes for most people. Count the whole meal, not just the pasta.
Start with one serving. Wait 90 minutes before even thinking about a second. For adults 21+ only. Consume responsibly and in accordance with local laws.
🥘 Chef Smoke's Vodka Sauce Rule: "The vodka cooks off and the dose doesn't — cook the sauce clean, dose it off the heat, and let the pink sauce carry a number, not a guess."
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