Apple pie is the one dessert nobody argues about — flaky crust, spiced apples, a scoop of something cold on the side. It is also the one dessert where a baked-in dose is a bad idea: an hour in a hot oven is no place for careful numbers. So in this kitchen, the pie bakes clean and the count rides in the serving caramel, spooned over each slice at the table, off the heat, measured by the tablespoon. Slice it even, caramel it even, and every plate carries the same number. That is the whole discipline, and apple pie rewards it.
🔥 Decarboxylation: Wake the Flower Up First
Raw flower will not do the job — the THC is still wearing its acid jacket as THCA, and heat is what takes it off. So before anything gets infused, the flower gets activated:
- Decarb: 7g flower, broken up by hand (never ground to dust), spread on a parchment-lined sheet pan, covered tightly with foil, baked at 240°F for 40 minutes. Cool completely before opening the foil — the good stuff is in the trapped vapor, and you want it in the jar, not in the kitchen air.
- Why 240°F for 40 minutes: This is the house standard — hot enough to convert THCA to THC reliably, gentle enough to keep the terpene character from boiling off. Do not rush it at a higher temperature; scorched flower makes harsh butter.
🧈 The Infusion: Dosed Butter
The house butter — one batch, many desserts, always the same math:
- Method: Melt 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter gently, stir in the decarbed flower, and hold at 160–180°F for 2–3 hours, stirring occasionally. Strain through cheesecloth, squeezing gently, and chill until solid.
- Base: Butter. Temp: 160–180°F. Time: 2–3 hours. Yield: About 1 cup (16 tablespoons).
- Dosing math: 1 tablespoon dosed butter ≈ 72mg THC, 1 teaspoon ≈ 24mg THC (house standard math — the same numbers in every butter-based post, so the count never has to be relearned).
- Storage: Fridge 4 weeks, freezer 3 months. Label it clearly: strain, date, mg per tablespoon. Keep it far away from the undosed butter — same wrapper shape, very different job.
🥧 The Recipe: Apple Pie with Dosed Caramel (serves 8)
The pie bakes clean — the dose enters only in the caramel spooned over each slice at the table:
Apple pie (undosed):
- Double crust pastry for a 9-inch pie
- 6–7 baking apples (Granny Smith, Honeycrisp, or a mix), peeled and sliced
- ¾ cup sugar + 2 tablespoons flour + 1 teaspoon cinnamon + ¼ teaspoon nutmeg + pinch of salt
- 1 tablespoon lemon juice + 1 tablespoon plain butter, dotted over the filling
- 1 egg, beaten, for egg wash + coarse sugar for the top
Dosed caramel (the dosing step):
- ½ cup sugar + 2 tablespoons water + ¼ cup cream + pinch of salt, cooked to a smooth caramel and cooled to warm (not hot)
- 1 tablespoon dosed butter — ~72mg THC for the whole batch, whisked in off the heat once the caramel has cooled to warm
Method:
- Bake the pie (undosed): Heat the oven to 425°F. Fill the bottom crust with the spiced apples, dot with plain butter, cap with the top crust, crimp, vent, and egg-wash. Bake 15 minutes at 425°F, then 40–45 minutes at 375°F until deep golden and bubbling. Cool at least 2 hours so the filling sets. The oven is a no-dose zone — say it while you bake.
- Make the caramel (the dosing step): Cook the sugar and water to amber, whisk in the cream off the heat, and let the caramel cool to warm — warm enough to pour, cool enough that it will not cook the butter. Whisk in the 1 tablespoon dosed butter until fully melted and glossy. The caramel is now the entire dose.
- Slice even, caramel even: Cut the pie into 8 equal slices — same size, same apples, same crust. Spoon about 1 tablespoon of dosed caramel over each slice at the table — the caramel is the entire dose, and the spoon is the unit.
- Plate to serve: Slices on plates, caramel pooled over the top, ice cream on the side if you like. Tell your table the per-slice number before the first forkful.
📐 Dosing Math
- Dosed butter in the caramel: 1 tablespoon × 72mg = ~72mg THC across the whole batch
- Caramel over 8 slices → ~9mg THC per slice
- Half a slice → ~4–5mg — where most guests should start
- The crust, the apples, the spice: all clean. The dosed caramel jar gets labeled; the oven gets nothing.
🧬 Terpene Pairing
- Primary terpenes: Myrcene (the warm, baked-fruit depth) + limonene (the bright apple-peel lift) + caryophyllene (the cinnamon-and-clove spice register)
- How to use it: This is a warm-spice pie — choose a strain with baked-apple warmth and spice rather than sharp pine. The cinnamon already does the terpene stacking; the strain just has to hum in the same key.
- What to avoid: Heavy diesel or acrid funk — they flatten the apple and fight the cinnamon. Keep it warm, sweet-spiced, and clean.
🌱 Strain Suggestions
- Apple Fritter (Hybrid, ~22% THC) — Caryophyllene, limonene. Baked-apple sweetness with spice — the namesake doubles the pie.
- Granddaddy Purple (Indica, ~20% THC) — Myrcene, pinene. Rich, musky warmth — the crust pulls the cozy side forward.
- Girl Scout Cookies (Hybrid, ~21% THC) — Caryophyllene, limonene. Sweet spice and earth — the caramel finds its mirror.
📏 Dosage
- Per slice: ~9mg THC — a full, real serving; respect it
- Half slice: ~4–5mg — the sane starting point
- Onset: 60–90 minutes — the caramel's butterfat carries it, and the pie's crust barely slows it
- The gentle rule: Nothing in this recipe sees heat after the dose enters — the dosed butter goes into warm, not hot, caramel off the heat, and it meets the pie at the table. Anyone who wants undosed pie gets plain caramel before the dosed jar comes out.
Start with one serving. Wait 90 minutes before even thinking about a second. For adults 21+ only. Consume responsibly and in accordance with local laws.
🥧 Chef Smoke's Apple Pie Rule: "Apple pie doesn't need the dose baked in — it needs the dose respected. The pie does the baking, the caramel does the counting, and the slice does the serving. Cut even, spoon even, and nobody has to guess what they just ate."
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