Massive Churro Funnel Cake with Infused Chocolate Sauce

Massive Churro Funnel Cake with Infused Chocolate Sauce



Delight in massive churro funnel cake where a potent chocolate sauce core meets linalool terpenes for floral calm and dessert luxury overload.

THC 30mg per serving CBD 26mg per serving. Prep 10 mins Cook 8 mins Serves 4. Onset 60-120 minutes Duration 4-6 hours.

Ingredients

Infused Chocolate Sauce 4 tablespoons drizzled heavy 25 percent DV Vitamin C

Funnel cake batter 2 cups fried extra crispy 15 percent DV Iron

Churro seasoning cinnamon sugar 1 cup piled 20 percent DV

Chocolate sauce base 1.5 cups ultra thick 30 percent DV Calcium

Fresh strawberries whipped cream 1 cup each 25 percent DV Vitamin C

Instructions

Fry funnel cake extra crispy then dust churro style, Flow tip: keep hot so infused chocolate sauce melts perfectly.

Warm chocolate off heat then infuse thick, Flow tip: whisk glossy for insane drizzle and terpene burst.

Pile strawberries whipped cream and drizzle infused chocolate, Flow tip: serve immediately for crispy sweet trap perfection.

Decarboxylation

Temperature 240F / 115C. Time 40 minutes. Cannabis 3g. Standard decarb in oven. Flower will be used to infuse the sauce for the cake.

Infusion

Method Infused Chocolate Sauce. Base: chocolate cream sugar (1.5 cup total). Temperature 140F. Time 40 minutes. Yield 1.5 cup. Storage refrigerate up to 3 days.

Melt chocolate with cream.

Add decarbed flower gently.

Whisk ultra smooth then chill.

Terpene Pairing

Primary Terpene Linalool. Flavor Profile floral lavender-like and calming. Aroma sweet herbal with light spice. Why It Works This terpene enhances the chocolate sweetness while delivering soothing effects that balance the crispy churro funnel cake. Complementary Terpenes myrcene ocimene.

Strain Suggestions

Lavender Kush hybrid. THC 16-20 percent CBD 1-2 percent. Terpenes linalool myrcene. Flavors floral lavender sweet. Effects relaxing creative happy. Perfect pairing for the churro funnel cake.

Nutrition Facts per serving

Calories 620. Total Fat 32g 41 percent DV. Saturated Fat 18g 90 percent DV. Trans Fat 0g. Cholesterol 65mg 22 percent DV. Sodium 280mg 12 percent DV. Total Carbohydrate 78g 28 percent DV. Dietary Fiber 4g 14 percent DV. Total Sugars 48g. Incl. Added Sugars 42g 84 percent DV. Protein 8g 16 percent DV. Vitamin C 35mg 39 percent DV. Vitamin D 0mcg 0 percent DV. Calcium 120mg 9 percent DV. Iron 3mg 17 percent DV. Potassium 420mg 9 percent DV.

Dosage

THC per serving 30mg. CBD per serving 26mg. Onset 60-120 minutes Effect Duration 4-6 hours. Start with one serving. Wait 90 minutes before consuming more. Effects vary by individual tolerance metabolism and consumption method. For adults 21 only. Consume responsibly and in accordance with local laws.

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