Massive Deep Fried Pickles with Infused Spicy Ranch

Massive Deep Fried Pickles with Infused Spicy Ranch



Bite into massive deep fried pickles where a potent spicy ranch core meets myrcene terpenes for earthy sweetness and fry luxury overload.

THC 45mg per serving CBD 24mg per serving. Prep 15 mins Cook 10 mins Serves 4. Onset 60-120 minutes Duration 4-6 hours.

Ingredients

Infused Spicy Ranch 4 tablespoons for dipping heavy 22 percent DV Vitamin K

Dill pickle spears 24 extra large 25 percent DV Vitamin C

Panko breading 3 cups double dredged 20 percent DV Iron

Egg wash 3 beaten thick 15 percent DV Protein

Spicy ranch base 1.5 cups ultra creamy 30 percent DV Calcium

Hot sauce garnish 1/2 cup 10 percent DV

Instructions

Bread pickle spears double then deep fry golden, Flow tip: fry extra hot for insane crunch while dip terpenes stay cool.

Mix ranch off heat then infuse spicy thick, Flow tip: whisk creamy for perfect cooling trap balance.

Pile fried pickles high and serve with infused spicy ranch, Flow tip: garnish immediately for peak fresh aroma bomb.

Decarboxylation

Temperature 240F / 115C. Time 40 minutes. Cannabis 3.5g. Standard decarb in oven. Flower will be used to infuse the ranch for the pickles.

Infusion

Method Infused Spicy Ranch. Base: buttermilk mayo chili herbs (1.5 cup total). Temperature 140F. Time 40 minutes. Yield 1.5 cup. Storage refrigerate up to 1 week.

Mix ranch base heavy.

Add decarbed flower gently.

Whisk ultra creamy then chill.

Terpene Pairing

Primary Terpene Myrcene. Flavor Profile earthy herbal and mango-like. Aroma musky sweet with clove hints. Why It Works This terpene deepens the spicy ranch while delivering classic relaxing effects that balance the crispy pickles. Complementary Terpenes caryophyllene linalool.

Strain Suggestions

Granddaddy Purple indica. THC 17-21 percent CBD 0.5-1 percent. Terpenes myrcene caryophyllene. Flavors grape berry earthy. Effects relaxing sleepy happy. Perfect pairing for the deep fried pickles.

Nutrition Facts per serving

Calories 420. Total Fat 28g 36 percent DV. Saturated Fat 8g 40 percent DV. Trans Fat 0g. Cholesterol 65mg 22 percent DV. Sodium 920mg 40 percent DV. Total Carbohydrate 32g 12 percent DV. Dietary Fiber 4g 14 percent DV. Total Sugars 6g. Incl. Added Sugars 2g 4 percent DV. Protein 12g 24 percent DV. Vitamin C 25mg 28 percent DV. Vitamin D 0mcg 0 percent DV. Calcium 120mg 9 percent DV. Iron 3mg 17 percent DV. Potassium 380mg 8 percent DV.

Dosage

THC per serving 45mg. CBD per serving 24mg. Onset 60-120 minutes Effect Duration 4-6 hours. Start with one serving. Wait 90 minutes before consuming more. Effects vary by individual tolerance metabolism and consumption method. For adults 21 only. Consume responsibly and in accordance with local laws.

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