Orange Creamsicle Cannabis Smoothie

Orange Creamsicle Cannabis Smoothie

Orange Creamsicle Cannabis Smoothie

Disclaimer: 21+ only. Legal in IL. Start low and go slow. Effects 30-120min delayed. Do not drive or operate machinery.

Ingredients (4 servings, \~38mg THC each)

  • 1g cannabis flower (15% THC)
  • 2 cups fresh orange juice
  • 1 cup vanilla Greek yogurt (or plant-based)
  • 1 ripe banana
  • 1 tbsp coconut oil
  • ½ cup ice

Decarboxylation

  1. Preheat oven to 240°F.
  2. Grind 1g cannabis finely.
  3. Spread evenly on parchment-lined baking sheet.
  4. Bake 30-40 minutes, stirring every 10 minutes.
  5. Cool completely.

Infusion

  1. In blender, combine decarbed cannabis, orange juice, yogurt, banana, and coconut oil.
  2. Blend until smooth. This is canna-smoothie base.

Assembly

  1. Add ice and blend again until creamy.
  2. Serve immediately in chilled glasses.

Dosage & Safety

\~38mg THC per serving (medium dose). Beginners: start with ¼ serving (\~10mg). Wait 1-2 hours. Best fresh.

Strain/Terpene Pairing

Orange Creamsicle (high limonene) – nostalgic citrus vanilla bliss.

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